Phrases cultes (citations) de Dexter

Voici une compilation des meilleures citations (phrases cultes) de la série Dexter. Si vous en avez qui ne sont pas présentes dans cette liste, merci de laisser un commentaire en bas de l'article avec le numéro de l'épisode et je l'ajouterai.

SAISON 1
"Tonight's the night"
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 1 intitulé "Dexter"

"Normal people are so hostile."
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 1 intitulé "Dexter"

"Harry and Doris did a great job on raising me...well they're both dead now...(pause) I didn't kill them (longer pause) ...honest."
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 1 intitulé "Dexter"

"I dream I'm floating on the surface of my own life, watching it unfold."
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 2 intitulé "Crocodile."

"There are no secrets in life, just hidden truths that lie beneath the surface."
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 2 intitulé "Crocodile."

"I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure...I'm totally lost".
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 2 intitulé "Crocodile."

"Everyone moves to Miami to die."
Dexter Saison 1, episode 3 intitulé "Popping Cherry."

"All you can do is play along at life and hope that sometimes you get it right."
Dexter Saison 1, episode 3 intitulé "Popping Cherry."

"Killing must serve a purpose. Otherwise, it's just plain murder."
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 3 intitulé "Popping Cherry."

"Human bonds always lead to messy complications."
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 4 intitulé "Let's Give The Boy A Hand."

"Sometimes you just want to forget who you are altogether."
Dexter Saison 1, episode 4 intitulé "Let's Give The Boy A Hand."

"I'm something new entirely, with my own set of rules. I'm dexter. Boo."
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 4 intitulé "Let's Give The Boy A Hand."

"Somehow it's reassuring knowing I'm not the only one pretending to be normal."
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 5 intitulé "Love American Style."

"The problem with acting normal is that normal people get into stupid situations."
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 5 intitulé "Love American Style."

"Eventually most serial killers get caught. There's really not much of a retirement plan."
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 6 intitulé "Return to Sender."

"If hell exists, I'm in it."
Dexter Saison 1, épisode 11 intitulé "Truth Be Told."

SAISON 2
"Pardon my tits"
Lila Saison 2

"Am I a good person doing bad things? or a bad person doing good things ?"
Dexter Saison 2

"No matter what you try, no matter when, where... I'll always be a head of you for one simple reason... I own you!"
Dexter à Doakes Saison 2, épisode 7

"The Lila Experiment is officially over."
Dexter Saison 2, épisode 12

"Agent Lundy? so I hear a rumor you're tracking all our Internet activity, so is it true? 'Cause I can explain all that she-male stuff."
Masuka Saison 2

SAISON 3
"A baby? a motherf**king rolly-poly, chubby cheeked s**t machine? Are you kidding me?"
Deb Saison 3, épisode 3 intitulé "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

"You are such a Y-chromosome cliché! Just buy her a beautiful, romantic, 'I love you with all of my heart' f**king engagement ring. And Dex, size matters!"
Deb Saison 3

SAISON 4

Zoe: You're gonna rape and kill me?
Dexter: What is it with you and rape?! No one's raping anyone!
Saison 4, épisode 4 intitulé "Dex Takes a Holiday"

"He spent his life killing innocent people but he can't kill Bambi?!"
Dexter à propos de Arthur Mitchell (Trinity) Saison 4

"(..) And science is one cold-hearted b!tch with a 14 inch strap-on"
Masuka Saison 4

"Life doesn't have to be perfect, it just has to be lived."
Dexter Saison 4

"Hello, Dexter Morgan"
Arthur Mitchell (Trinity) à Dexter Saison 4, épisode 11 intitulé "Hello, Dexter Morgan"

« It's already over »
The Trinity Killer Saison 4, épisode 12 intitulé "The Gateway"

SAISON 5

"Rita is inside...it was me."
Dexter Saison 5, épisode 1 intitulé "My Bad"

"His wife just died; he's submitting a lab report."
Quinn Saison 5, épisode 1 intitulé "My Bad" à propos de l'appel 911 effectué par Dexter

"I've imagined her naked plenty times, but never like this."
Masuka Saison 5, épisode 1 intitulé "My Bad" à propos de Rita

"Justin Bieber?"
Masuka à Quinn qui contemplait des dessins des visages potentiels de Kyle Butler (Dexter en l'occurrence) Saison 5, épisode 3 intitulé "Practically Perfect"

"Soundproof. Isolated. Thank you City of Miami."
Dexter Saison 5, épisode 3 intitulé "Practically Perfect" à propos du hangar isolé où il compte exécuter Boyd Fowler

"I'm just not used to checking the fridge for notes [Voice over]... just notes from other serial killers."
Dexter Saison 5, épisode 3 intitulé "Practically Perfect" à la baby-sitter

Debra Morgan: "Quinn and I are just fuck buddies." Dexter Morgan: "Like seriously, you need him for that?"
Dexter Saison 5, episode 5 intitule "First Blood"

 
SAISON 6

"I have no idea what hammer time is or how it differs from normal time." Dexter Saison 6, épisode 1 intitulé "Those Kinds Of Things".

“High school… It’s a miracle I graduated without killing anyone.” Dexter Saison 6, épisode 1 intitulé "Those Kinds Of Things".

"I'd rather look up your-- I mean I didn't, I wasn't-- please don't sue" - Masuka à Ryan dans l'épisode 2 de la saison 6 de Dexter intitulé "Once Upon A Time".

Dexter: "Maybe you're pregnant?"
Deb: "First of all fuck you, second if I were it would have to be the imaculate fucking conception because I haven't been with anyone since Quinn and lastly fuck you!"
Dexter: "Sounds like your feeling better"
dans l'épisode 10 de la saison 6 de Dexter intitulé "Ricochet Rabbit".

 "You're a great Detective, who'll be leading the department that may hunt me down one day" -Dexter à Deb dans l'épisode 2 de la saison 6 de Dexter intitulé "Once Upon A Time".

"This... is the way the world ends. Your world anyway." -Dexter à Travis dans l'épisode 12 de la saison 6.

“Really? Then it must be God’s plan that you’re on my table. You think it’s God’s will that I’m about to kill you? God has nothing to do with this! You are wrapped in plastic because I want to kill you!” –Dexter à Travis dans l'épisode 6 de la saison 6.

Travis :"Hello Jesus"
Dexter : "Hello Travis"
dans l'épisode 12 de la saison 6.

"I'm a father, a son, a serial-killer" -Dexter dans l'épisode 12 de la saison 6 intitulé "This is the Way the World ends".

"Oh God" -Dexter dans l'épisode 12 de la saison 6 intitulé "This is the Way the World ends".

SAISON 7

“I could have prevented that murder and Deb accepts that. But she hasn’t accepted me. What I am…And I’m not sure she ever will.” – Dexter

“Killers hate to leave their trophies behind.” – Dexter

“I don’t run. I make people run. However, I do run if there’s a a bull coming after me with an ax.” – Dexter

“Is that why you came here, to prove some fucking point that everybody wants someone dead?” – Deb

“Everything’s different now. The memory of killing you will have to be enough.” – Dexter

“She’s a dancer … She just doesn’t keep a lot of her clothes on.” – Quinn

“I’m already a cliché. I don’t need to add stripper to that list.” – Batista

“Speltzer may have a lizard brain like me, but his shortcoming is he doesn’t have much of a human brain.” – Dexter

“Nothing’s really all that different, Deb. The only thing that’s changed is now you know more about me.” – Dexter

 ”I’m the same person I’ve always been. Your brother, the same person who will always be there for you. Maybe the question is whether you’ll be there for me.” – Dexter

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